Conspiracy Nut Alex Jones

Dey be leprechauns n’shee-it! Canyouhearme! Gibs me dat pot o gold crackah!

No, it’s not from The Onion…

Newsroom / Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

All you will ever need to know about politics

One of the funniest scenes ever put on film. And there is more than a bit of truth in this clip.

On a lighter note, here’s something that has exactly nothing to do with this blog…

Ozzy Osbourne concert intro videos.

“I’m sick of you not listening to me!!!”

Video courtesy of  http://fallofalexjones.com/

Introducing the Pentalawn 2000!

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Congressman Makes Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

Your Sec. of State: Hillary WASN’T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered…

Gun control 101

Justice Department to force criminals to register illegal guns

By Scott Ott Examiner Columnist | 2/26/09 6:06 PM Scrappleface: News fairly unbalanced. We report. You decipher In an effort to reduce gun violence nationwide, Attorney General Eric Holder said today that the Obama administration will reinstate the Clinton-era assault weapons ban that expired in 2004, adding new provisions to make it even more effective [...]

I am NOT a STRIPPER!!!!!

—After this was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot [...]

On a lighter note: While dummies waste time playing “Guitar Hero”

Some kids actually know how to play the real thing and not some crappy plastic “guitar”. He has quite a ways to go to get to Rhoads’ level, but he can make it.

Cops, this is your fate. If you’re lucky.