Pig News XVIII

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TN pig Sam Parker is on trial for murdering his wife.

Theresa Parker, who was a Walker County 9-1-1 dispatcher, disappeared in May of 2007.


Acting police chief of Fairland OK William Ray Moore, 32, faces up to 20 years in prison and a maximum $250,000 fine after pleading guilty to passing counterfeit bills.

Pig Moore also pawned 2 issued firearms.

Pig Moore will probably get probation and a job offer from the New Orleans pig sty.


CA pig Keith Gregrow, 21 year veteran with the Long Beach Pig Sty, beat the crap out of a security guard that had the gall to ask pig Gregrow to kindly remove his little kid from a bar. Pig Gregrow took exception to that reasonable request and went on the war path.

Pig Gregrow pled guilty to the unprovoked attack and will most likely receive a sentence reserved for pigs like him; probation and a job offer from the Chicago Pig Sty.


joseph-houstonPig Joseph Houston Urinated on Metallica Fan Pleads Guilty

Pig Houston…

“…pulled down his pants, exposed his you-know-what, harassed a family that was sitting in front of him, and urinating on a man’s shirt.

Prosecutors say his pants were still pulled down when he lunged at the man’s sister.”


Rochester MN sow Vanessa Nicole Mason charged

Sow Mason  “tipped drug dealers to search warrants, withheld information about their crimes and improperly tapped into law enforcement databases for them.”

Sow Mason is one corrupt pig.


St. Louis pig Stephen Conrad, 29, charged with perjury

TestiLying pig Conrad “was indicted March 31, accused of lying in a March 3, 2008, sworn statement regarding a felony defendant. ”

Pig Conrad will probably cost the city thousands of $$$ and reopen many cases since pig Conrad has a tendency to lie under oath.


Wellston MO  pig David L. Dausman, 35, charged

“…  with corruption by a public servant, patronizing a prostitute and felony drug delivery. Dausman, of Collinsville, allegedly used his position to gain sexual favors, according to the warrant. He allegedly paid for sex and later gave heroin to a prostitute. He was fired in January after his arrest. He also faces federal charges of making and possessing counterfeit currency and forging the seal of a federal agency.”


Bloomington Il pig  William McGonigle of Normal charged with DUI returns to duties
He also got a paid vacation out of the deal.

South Tucson pig Lieutenant Richard R. Garcia, 47, of Tucson, was sentenced

“…to 33 months in prison by U.S. District Judge David C. Bury. Garcia pleaded guilty on January 26, 2009, to charges in an information of theft from an organization receiving federal funds, as well as to subscribing and filing false income tax returns.”


Oklahoma Deputy Sheriff pig  Ben Milner Indicted for Federal Civil Rights and Obstruction of Justice Violations

“The indictment charges that on or about Oct. 31, 2005, Milner, then a sheriff’s deputy of the Choctaw County Sheriff’s Department, assaulted an individual causing him bodily harm. The indictment also charges that on or about Oct. 18, 2007, Milner assaulted two inmates at the Choctaw County Jail, causing them bodily harm.

Finally, the indictment charges that on or about Oct. 18 and 19, 2007, Milner wrote reports relating to the assaults against the inmates in which he provided false justification for the force he used against them. If convicted, Milner faces a maximum term of imprisonment of 10 years on each excessive force count and 20 years on each count of obstruction of justice. Each count also carries up to three years of supervised release and a fine up to $250,000.”


Lucas County (Ohio) Sheriff James Telb and three other jailers were indicted Tuesday in the death of a prisoner, federal officials said.

“Federal authorities allege that on May 30, 2004, former Deputy Sheriff John Gray assaulted and strangled Benton and left him lying unconscious without seeking medical help for him.

Shortly before Benton died, the indictment said Jay Schmeltz, who was a chief deputy, also assaulted him. Both deputies are also accused of writing false reports of the incident and lying to federal agents.

The indictment also alleges Lt. Robert McBroom, who was in the jail’s Internal Affairs Department and Telb concealed their knowledge of Gray’s felonies from federal authorities.”

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